Description

Listen to my sexually addictive British voice as I’m explaining that I’ve been constipated for days.

I start off with rubbing my fat stomach and then let out a big fart whilst erotically rubbing my big ass cheeks. and asking if it smells like shit and if it makes you want to eat my shit.

when I need to piss I tease about pissing in your mouth and face just before trying to squeeze out my shit with straining noises.

Now here comes the blooper part. I stopped filming for a few hours before I was sure that my shit was ready to come out but I left it too late.

literally only had about 30 seconds to try and take off my jeans and prepare my tripod and camera.

I honestly thought I’d made it just in time before super soft shit came piling out of my ass but stupid me hadn’t even pressed the record button and the moment was wasted.

by the time I realized it was much too late because there on the floor laid the biggest pile of shit I have EVER! done in my life.

I was seriously shocked at the amount of it and how bad it smelled.

so after grabbing my camera to show you it I then carry on to do something I have never ever done before, I smeared my shit on my ass cheeks.

just a small amount and only for a few seconds but I must say I did enjoy it.

whilst I’m rubbing my shit onto my cheeks I tease about you wanting to lick it all off

so yeah this is a blooper video but I still thought it was kinda sexy so I uploaded it anyway and here it is….

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Length:  4:14s 
Resolution:  1920x1088
Download Format:  mp4
File Size:  422 MB