Banana Nut Muffins, $20 each, with my special secret ingredient 😉 Half mix, half shit! *Add another $5 to get a video of me shitting out a fresh load and using it to prepare the batch, with a note you want the vid! Each muffin is individually vacuum sealed. Shipped discreetly!
**NEW: OVERNIGHT SHIPPING!!** US Only, $30 extra 🙂 Item will be shipped overnight after I drop it off at the post office. This means when it arrives at your door, it’s as fresh as you can get it 😉
*Will ship as soon as I receive order confirmation from Scatshop!*
Add $5 for US 2-3 day shipping
Add $20 for International shipping per order (not per item! So buy lots and save on shipping!)
PRO-TIP! It’s summer and it’s HOT, so when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂
Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *NO* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂
Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!