I know some of you can’t get to visit me and taste my Kaviar or Champagne in person so I figure this is the next best thing. As you know I love nothing more than using a human toilet. Knowing my kaviar and champagne is being eaten and drunk really turns me on.
My fresh vacuum sealed poop can be bought for $85.
If you would like a custom 10 minute clip showing me producing your poop $185. Poop included!
Container of my pee $65
If there is something you are after and it is not listed above, feel free to ask and see if it’s something I will cater for.
First class recorded within the UK is $10
For international shipping, please let me know location and I will provide a quote.
I am tested regular especially as I enjoy feeding toilets in person. I am STD & STI free.
Please note that I can’t always control how my poop comes out. Nature and all that. So just bare that in mind. I don’t produce mammoth poops every single day therefore if that is what you seek, you may have to be patience.
Expected turn around is 7 – 10 days.