**ON VACATION FROM 9/14 – 9/28! I AM STILL TAKING ORDERS, but no prepping/shipping during this time. Give me up to 48 hours to reply to your messages. Get in line now! :)**
My delicious poop for $90 a load! CURRENT WAIT TIME: Due to demand and a 2 week vacation in September coming up, Wait time is currently 4 weeks before shipping. Your order will be mailed in the order it was received 🙂 Pay now to get in line! 🙂
**NEW: OVERNIGHT SHIPPING!!** US Only, $30 extra 🙂 Item will be shipped overnight after I drop it off at the post office. This means when it arrives at your door, it’s as fresh as you can get it 😉
Add $5 for 2-3 day US shipping (mail is automatically priority due to weight) and add $20 for regular international (shipping outside the US takes 6-10 days to arrive) My poop will be mailed vacuum sealed twice and in plain packaging, completely discreet!
**IF YOU WANT A VIDEO of me shitting out the turd I send you, you can order a custom video, minimum 10 min for $75. Check my “Custom Video” page for rates/info! https://www.scatshop.com/shop/custom-videos/custom-poop-pee-period-videos-by-loverachelle2/ **
PLEASE NOTE: I *always* get requests for my “biggest” poop… SO! 🙂 Let me be up front and just say that I’m always trying to make sure I produce big, nice turds, but it’s not always something I can control, and I don’t hold my shit to make the load bigger–it’s extremely painful for me, I’m also in demand, so I just can’t. I can easily avoid mailing wet/soft/small poop but I can’t “custom make” your load, even less so if you want the shit I shat for you in a custom video. I shit every day, so if you’re pleased with the size and quality of my poop from the way it looks in my vids/thumbnails, then you’re good! 🙂 If you REALLY want extra poop, buy two loads!
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂
Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *NO* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂
Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!