*There is a small wait time of 48 before I ship out packages!*
(I do not ship international anymore, sorry.)
It’s $75 for a load of my poop, and shipping is included for US buyers. all packages are sent priority with tracking. If you’d like it recorded and a video sent to you of it, then it’s an extra $25.
If you want me to eat certain foods before pooping so it’s to you’re liking, please let me know!
If you want to buy my pee, it’s $25 if shipped with poop as well. $35 by itself.
if you’d like poo-filled cupcakes (6 cupcakes) then it is $70.