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Custom Poop Shipped SOLD OUT

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(1 customer review)
5 YRS
Sold By: : SexyFlatulence
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United States ONLY!
***Currently not taking any new orders***

Two options only:
– 1 Large Turd Shipped Priority Mail (2-days) is $110
– 1 Large Turd Shipped Priority Mail (2-days) AND a short (60 second) video of me preparing your turd is $130

U.S. only. Poops are made same day they are shipped. I vac seal your turds twice. My poops aren’t super firm or lumpy I eat a lot of vegetables and fiber so they are on the softer side but definitely not runny. I would never send you a sloppy diarrhea mess or a small turd– thats embarrassing! I really love sending fans my biggest fattest shit of the week. I only do 2 orders a week maximum. You’ll love my sweet smelling log and will be sniffing and masturbating with the empty plastic bag long after my shit is devoured.
Unlikely to accommodate special requests in the video (for example some elaborate script, masturbating, holding my shit in for a few days, ridiculous nonsense, etc) I basically just shit on plastic on the floor and then together we look at the beautiful creation I made and tell you to eat it 🙂

*Message me first to ensure I am available to make your next meal before placing an order*

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1 review for Custom Poop Shipped SOLD OUT

  1. Kevin (verified owner)

    I would never have known how delicious it was if I hadn’t tried it. It blew my mind. 10/10 on the variety of textures, 10/10 on appearance and size, and a 10/10 on taste. It was tasting like fresh sweet potatoes with a cute fart cloud around it. I totally recommend this to any fan.

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1 review for Custom Poop Shipped SOLD OUT

  1. Kevin (verified owner)

    I would never have known how delicious it was if I hadn’t tried it. It blew my mind. 10/10 on the variety of textures, 10/10 on appearance and size, and a 10/10 on taste. It was tasting like fresh sweet potatoes with a cute fart cloud around it. I totally recommend this to any fan.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

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