Description
United States ONLY!
*Message me first to ensure I am available to make your next meal before placing an order*
This is where you order a Poo Log from me!
– 1 Large Turd Shipped Priority Mail is $110
– 1 Large Turd Shipped Priority Mail AND a short (1-2 minute) video of me preparing your turd is $130
– 1 Large Turd Shipped Priority Mail in a Tupperware Container AND a short (1-2 minute) video of me preparing your turd is $145
U.S. only.
Poops are made same day they are shipped and are vac sealed. My poops aren’t super firm or lumpy I eat a lot of vegetables and fiber so they are on the softer side but definitely not runny. I would never send you a sloppy diarrhea mess or a small turd– thats embarrassing! You’ll love my sweet smelling shit and will be sniffing and masturbating with the empty plastic bag long after my shit is devoured.
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Kevin (verified owner) –
I would never have known how delicious it was if I hadn’t tried it. It blew my mind. 10/10 on the variety of textures, 10/10 on appearance and size, and a 10/10 on taste. It was tasting like fresh sweet potatoes with a cute fart cloud around it. I totally recommend this to any fan.