UPDATE I am in the process of moving to be closer to family! 🙂 And I have a lot of orders to make and ship before I move! And a lot of settling in and family time after I’ve relocated. Because of this, regular shipping times for platter orders purchased on 9/29 and after will resume on 11/14. Purchases will be shipped in the order they’re received 🙂 Buy now to get in line!
Shipping is $15 per ORDER, not per item 🙂 So order lots and save on shipping! USA/CANADA ONLY!
Yum! A box filled with my delicious Poo Poo Platter delivered straight to your door! Comes with 1 Poo Brownie, 1 Banana Butt Muffin, 2 Poo-Nut Butter Cups, 1 Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich! You’re going to be so full of my delicious, chocolatey treats and just bursting at the seams with my shit! All vacuum sealed and shipped discreetly! ADD $20 to get all 5 videos on how I make my goodies! Items are ready to ship. Video titles are listed below!
PRO TIP: Put the package in the fridge/freezer for a little while, so the goodies firm up after being out in the hot summer sun ? *Note, vacuum sealing the treats will compress the treats a little*
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“Baking Banana Butt Muffins”
“Eat My Shit-Filled Twinkies”
“Feeding You My Chocolate Shit Cookies”
“I Bake Poop Brownies and EAT One!”
“Making Poo-Nut Butter Cups and EATING Some!”
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop ? And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics ?
Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *NO* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play ?
Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall ? And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!