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Open wide, shit eater! 😉 A HUGE box filled to the brim with my delicious Poo Poo Platter DELUXE delivered straight to your door! MORE TREATS FOR YOUR BUCK than the Poo Poo Platter Classic! Comes with 1 Raspberry Poo Treat, 2 Shit Snickers, 1 Poo Brownie, 1 Banana Butt Muffin, 2 Poo-Nut Butter Cups, 1 Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich, 2 Lemon Pee Bars and 2 Twinkies at a 15% discount!
You’re going to be so full of my delicious, chocolaty treats and just bursting at the seams with my shit! All vacuum sealed and shipped discreetly! ADD $25 to get all 8 videos on how I make my goodies! OR, add $5 for an individual video if you already have one. Video titles are listed below!
Will ship orders the soonest day possible *after* I’ve received order confirmation from the site tech! 🙂
PRO-TIP! In summer: throw treats in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!
**NEW: OVERNIGHT SHIPPING!!** US Only, $30 extra 🙂 Item will be shipped overnight after I drop it off at the post office. This means when it arrives at your door, it’s as fresh as you can get it 😉
Add $10 for 2-3 day US Shipping
Add $20 for 6-10 day International Shipping
Video Titles ($5 each or all 8 for $25!)
WANT THE VIDEOS FOR FREE? Buy my Poo Poo Platter DELUXE off my website, loverachelle2.com 😉
“Baking Banana Butt Muffins”
“Making Raspberry Poo Treats”
“Making Shit Snickers!”
“Making Lemon Pee Bars”
“Eat My Shit-Filled Twinkies”
“Feeding You My Chocolate Shit Cookies”
“I Bake Poop Brownies and EAT One!”
“Making Poo-Nut Butter Cups and EATING Some!”
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂
Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *NO* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂
Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!