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I have been holding my shit all weekend to try to get lots of filming done today (08/15), but I accidentally made myself bloated, gassy, and constipated. No worries! I will chug copious amounts of water mixed with lemon juice and cayenne, load up on fiber, and take some laxatives to get things moving. Hopefully I will end up with a huge jar full of diarrhea for a thirsty fan too.

But no luck on the diarrhea front. I ended up pushing out a half-hard, half-mushy, enormous poop into the jar! The laxatives are definitely doing their thing, and I am sure I will have a huge spurting diarrhea fountain later today.

And for now, I have an enormous, fresh jar full of poop instead!

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