So I got hired (at a really good salary!! yeah!) at the last minute to fix the English translation for a French company’s website. They had fired their non-native English speaking translator because he was so bad at English!
Now the deadline for the website’s launch is only 3 hours away and I am absolutely not allowed to leave the conference call I am on with my client! But guess what? STORY OF MY LIFE LOL: I have to take a shit and am stuck on the call….what do I do?!?!
I am in my comfy house ‘jeggings’ (jeans-leggings) that are nice and stretchy and tight….I feel the poop trying to push its way out. I resist and I resist, but I can’t hide my desperation from my clients on the Skype call. I make grunting noises, I breath heavily, inhale deeply, sorta squeal hahaha.
I lie about why I am making noises saying ‘I must be congested!’ My clients keep asking me if I am ok….they know something else is the matter!
THEN. I can’t take it any longer and start pooping in my jeggings….I hold my breath, and exhale with relief. Then my client says he hears something, a crackling noise!!! OMG!!!!! He must have heard a little bit of the sound of the shit coming out of my asshole! How embarrassing! I make up a lame excuse and say it must be the bad connection :/
I am really stuck there with my shit packed in my jeggings. :O(
Finally, I am able to get off the call and remove my shit-in pants and show you my dirty poop-smeared ass, and the round package of shit I had no choice but to push out into my pants!
My life! LOL
This clip is so exciting with me holding it for a long time, desperation, and finally the sweet release :O)
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