In the first scene I’m in the shed and squatting over the thing that was nearest to me when I felt the urge to poo; a blue plastic tray. My tummy is a bit upset today and melted chocolate spurts out of me. I’m trying to be quiet in here because the neighbour is sun bathing in the garden but the farts just keep coming. It always seems to be the case with me, whenever I try to be quiet they just get louder.
In the second scene I squat to serve breakfast in the shed. This one remains a secret as there are no farts to give it away. I’m becoming quite attached to this shed…
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