I’m all excited to meet your family and friends for a meal.. Cocktails after how exciting! Exciting but nerve wracking. I’m so shy and reserved. I come downstairs conservatively dressed in a nice pencil dress with nude heels…We have a taxi booked in ten minutes so i spend it fussing about my appearance and whether they’ll like me I’m having a large gin before we go..
We arrive back and i am argumentative and drunk, My hair is unkempt and I’m not wearing any shoes. I farted loudly in front of your family and embarrassed you… Not to mention ending up comando and crouching down in the taxi foot well to pee.. You quickly took off your shirt and let me pee on it but the taxi driver still wants 300 dollars for upholstery cleaning .Its complete humiliation for you.. I find this hilarious. I demand another drink before laying down your shirt and taking a shit on it… ( As per custom request this video is shot in portrait mode)
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